My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Anchorage Accident
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on words. "Anchorage" sounds like "anchor age." An anchor keeps a ship in place, just like how a hooker "sleeps around." So, the ex-girlfriend was a "sleeping hooker" because she was easy. Now go back to drooling on your keyboard.
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