Abortion jokes
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.