What is black, white and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
Penis
My wife was going to have a abortion and I have cancer Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Eat my butt.
you.
Feminism
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
my life