Abortion jokes
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
My abortion.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Condoms are for pussies.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Your mum!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Penis.