Abortion

Abortion jokes

What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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  • What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

    "Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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  • What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

    A miscarriage.

    So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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  • So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

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  • Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.