So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Penis.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Eat my butt.
you.
Feminism.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
My life.
