Abortion jokes
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.