I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
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