Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Baby

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Mama

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

People

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Bomb

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Friend

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Key

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

God

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

Name

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

Dad

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Man

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Baby

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Rape

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

Rape

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.