New Abortion Jokes

How does a black woman fight against crime?

She has an abortion.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts An abortion

Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort

Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

I think God is cool with abortion

After all, he did kill his only son

What another name for an Abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

why can't you fool an aborted baby?

because it wasn't born yesterday.

RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.