Abortion jokes
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
One hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.