Abortion

Abortion jokes

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.