Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Are you a school? Cause i wanna shoot some kids inside of you
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
