Abortion jokes
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
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Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.