Abortion

Abortion jokes

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

    A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

    Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

    Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

    Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

    Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

    A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

    What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

    When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

    So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

    Girl: What is abortion?

    Man: Ask your brother.

    Girl: But I don't have a brother!

    Man: Exactly!