Car wash jokes

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.