Controversy jokes
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.