Abortion jokes

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

I wish we were all aborted. <3

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Abortion is beautiful.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.