Abortion jokes

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Abortion is beautiful.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.