Abortion jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Abortion is beautiful.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.