Abortion jokes
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
I pregnoot.
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol