New Abortion Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!

i once gave birth to 3 children

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jonah oglan

i tried getting an abortion but they said “sir this is a pizzeria”

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.

Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

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