What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
I pregnoot.
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.