Worst Jokes Ever
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?