Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. đđ€Łđ€Ł
Worst Jokes Ever
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. đ«Łđ€Łđ
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS familyâs your big ass mouth! Oh, Iâd better shut up, or Big Berthaâs gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides oâthe family.
Yo mama so inbred her own famâly tree
Looks like a spider web anâ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said âgimme a fagâ
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, sheâs nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeerâs pussy is tight.
Itâs not too dryyy or weeet itâs just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
âIâM FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Donât care if sheâs 20 or 77!
Iâm doing all the moms all over the worlâ
Even if they werenât âriginally born a girl.
A pussyâs a pussy no matter who its from
Donât care if that woman is smart or dumb!â
Thatâs the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if sheâs so fugly, sheâs the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it donât matter how much her ass is worth
or if sheâs so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high canât nobody top me
She said, âIâll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.â
I said, âaiight bet! Canât nobody stop me!â
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Iâd like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they donât let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
