The Purpose of Men

Why did God make men?

Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth-brained ape. You know who made you? It was the Big Guy in the sky. That's why you should shut your pie-hole. So here's the deal, this joke plays on the idea that men are good for manual labor, like mowing lawns. A vibrator, while good for other things, can't do that, so men get to exist to mow the lawn.

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Annnnnd thats why your single.