Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
The Al-Qaeda Elvis
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, some folks can't decide if Bin Laden is pushing up daisies or still causing chaos. Get it? It's like Elvis sightings, but instead of a jumpsuit, it's, uh, explosive charisma. And you, my friend, probably believe everything you read on the internet.