Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.