Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
