Indian person jokes
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?