Indian person jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.