Indian person jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.