How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you knucklehead. You think sparkles on the face are just from a fun night out? No way, Sherlock! It's like a glittery crime scene, and your wife is the suspect. The joke is about the ironic contrast between what you'd expect from infidelity and the silly, obvious evidence left behind. Get it now, genius?