Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.