when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
what's the difference between a car and a car i have absolutely no idea sorry
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
this is a true fact, the letter 'F' in orphan stands for family?
Your money you bully's everyting you hate
I only have a few friends like if you relate
Based on a true story
Imagine being depressed couldn’t be me
i wish i was dead like my jokes
I think my dad love jokes
because he laugh when he look at me
YOUR SO POOR THAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU CANT PAY FOR A PUBLIC SCHOOL
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
Why can orphans only have iPhone 14s because they can’t have a home button
“Who are the fasters readers in the world” “the 911 pilots they did 30 stories in 7 seconds”
