My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
I am Major
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I like my women how I like my wine
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement