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Morgue Occupants

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

    Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

    Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

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    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the stereotype of a necrophiliac, someone who is sexually attracted to corpses. Unlike a normal person or a doctor who would want to leave or start work, a necrophiliac would be very happy in a morgue, implying they would find pleasure there. It's a dark and disturbing joke because it uses a taboo topic for humor.

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