Worst Jokes Ever
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.