Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a few hours.... Light him on fire he'll be warm the rest of his life.
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome? The double trouble.
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
Why Is America so bad at clash royale? Because they lost 2 towers
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
What would an orphan priest call himself: Father Les.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrieks dick
I met a homeless guy named Rich
He wasn't
