Worst Jokes Ever
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
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My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.