Worst Jokes Ever
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!