Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Tyler hairline is so bad
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
what's the difference between jesus and a painting of him? well, it only takes one nail
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
Whoever said white people cant jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breastroke? Chicken breast
Iron man is just a golden retriever with a red background
Messi is really messy
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to
Just told Putin to get some b*****s
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house
what is white with red all over.........JFK
Kobe is known for fade ways to bad he faded away
bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen
