Worst Jokes Ever
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.