I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 Joke?
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Funni Joke.
I am your leader.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
