Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.