Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.