Bracelet jokes
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
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Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After 10 shots of vodka, the guy had, the bartender figured if he talked to him, he would tell him everything as he’s not sober.
Bartender: Hey, that’s some nice jewellery you have there. It must be expensive.
Guy: Yeah, this bracelet is made of 100% diamond. It cost me like 250 thousand dollars. What a bargain, eh?
Bartender: Seems like you make a lot of money. What do you do for a living?
Guy: I take cash from the bank and don’t give it back. It takes a lot of moral courage to rob banks to provide for my family.
Bartender: What? If that’s the case, then why do you even pay for the jewellery or this beer? You’re a hypocrite, that’s what you are, justifying robbing people as a living.
Guy: Hypocrite? You’re right. I'm living with double standards to justify my actions.
(5 seconds later)
Guy: Aye, open the cash register and give me your wallet or I will blow your fucking brains out. I fucking hate hypocrites and I will not gonna be one of em!
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I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.
Jake fletcher is tryna take my bracelet or hair tie idk what hes afta ):
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