Screaming Speed Bump

The humor comes from the unexpected personification of the speed bump, which would not normally scream. It implies a high speed impact that would cause an inanimate object to react in an exaggerated and human-like way. The absurdity is also heightened by placing the event in a school zone.

• Speed Bump
• Speed
• Orphan
• School
• Car
• Road

• When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
• I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
• When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
• You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.