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Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
