Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.