DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Want to hear a joke? My life Get it?

Exam is knocking at my door. …so I ran away from the window

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you??

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall


My son


ANSWER: Quatro Cinco

My grand father had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!!!

Haven’t they switched him of and then back on yet??

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table

There are more than two genders.

Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

What is Stephen hawkings favourite food? His shoulder.

What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.

Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents

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