steven hawkings left and right nut ooops got none.

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible…

How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happened to the alligator when he held a gps. He became a navigator.

What happened to teh gator when he walked into the hospital. He became gatorade.

diabetic wives are like cillit bang. squeeze them a bit and bang! the bed is gone

why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn’t float too

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine. 15 years and in isolation.

Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.

What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are Humerus

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

Why does Steven Hawkins eat is shoulder

He thought it tastes like chocolate

Why didn’t steven Hawkins get into fights

Cause he couldn’t stand up for himself

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what… I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!

whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

God: “Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven: “shit”