Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

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    • I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

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    • What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.

    On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

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    • Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

    We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

    My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

    I told him, "Probably a bullet."

    Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

    Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

    Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

    Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

    What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.