Worst Jokes Ever
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.