where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
What do you call a kid who’s been kidnapped?
Well, her name’s Sally, so I guess… Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i’m finger licki’n good!
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.