Worst Jokes Ever
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.