Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.