One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball? He could never get a home run
How do you anger a white christian nationalist? Tell him the truth
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a base ball field the base ball field has a home to run back to
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
sick i lied i like big black men
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
you cant see me but when i smile u can
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
