Worst Jokes Ever
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
"Hee hee touched me."
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.