Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."