Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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    • What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

    You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

    Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

    Because their meat has to be in bread.

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    • My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

    That's the best I've done so far.

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    • Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

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    • Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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    • Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

    The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

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    • The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

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    • I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

    We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

    What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

    A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

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