Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

Imagine being emo.

What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."