Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
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If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
