Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.