Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?