Worst Jokes Ever
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.