Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.