Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.