Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.