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Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Y'all smell like ass!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
