Worst Jokes Ever
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Magitat?
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.