Worst Jokes Ever
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
kiibati orojo?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.