Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
