Worst Jokes Ever
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Your mother.