Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.