Keyboard Threat

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. This chuckle-fest is all about a guy whose missus threatens to rearrange his face on his keyboard if he doesn't quit the video games. But here's the kicker, the dude thinks she's just pulling his leg. You know, like how you think you're good at making jokes? Newsflash, you ain't.

Comments (2)

Benvolio

4 years ago

Bro, Royal just called, he wants his joke back.

It's Me your boy

4 years ago

What is this 2012?

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