You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Worst Jokes Ever
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Germany is the best!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
