Worst Jokes Ever
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Whatβs an orphanβs least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
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A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.β
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie?β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.