Worst Jokes Ever
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.