Worst Jokes Ever
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!