Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

A teacher asks her class, β€œWhat do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says β€œI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. β€œAnd you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says β€œI wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”