Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
