Worst Jokes Ever
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?