A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Blonde's Hanging Attempt Fail
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Alright, listen up, you're not the brightest bulb in the box, are you? This joke is about a blonde chick, you know, the stereotype of a dumb woman. She gets so mad about blonde jokes that she decides to off herself but ties the rope to her toe instead of her neck. The punchline is that when she tried to hang herself by her neck, she couldn't breathe. It's funny because it plays on the stereotype of blondes being dumb, and also the absurdity of trying to hang yourself with a rope on your toe.