The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Worst Jokes Ever
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
