Jack and Randy's Hill

The joke plays on the traditional nursery rhyme 'Jack and Jill'. It sets up an expectation of a simple, innocent scenario, but then twists it by revealing that Jill is actually named Randy, leading to an unexpected and crude punchline.

• Name
• Jack
• Gender
• Sexuality
• Surprise
• Hill

• Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?" Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
• Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.