Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Beard

    • Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

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    • Blonde joke

    • A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

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    • Body

    • Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

    I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

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    • Mario

    • Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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    • Fat

    • Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

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    • Ad

    • Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

    Person 2: “Seven.”

    Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

    Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

    (Based on an encounter I had recently)