Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.