Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

How do you start a school shooting at a black school?

Call the cops.

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

My grandma asked me if I could visit her.

I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".

How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?

God fucked her.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.