Worst Jokes Ever
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!