Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

A. Because he got hit by a truck.

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.