Worst Jokes Ever
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.