Worst Jokes Ever
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.