What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Worst Jokes Ever
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
