Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.