Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Kid

    • What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

    Neither do ever grow old.

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    • Yo mama

    • What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

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    • Palestinian

    • What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

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    • Yo mama

    • What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

    Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

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    • Beard

    • Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

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    • Blonde joke

    • A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

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    • Body

    • Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

    I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

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