There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, there's these three ladies, right? A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They're stuck on an island, and the only way out is to swim 50 freakin' miles. The redhead and brunette try, but they're too weak and drown. Then, the blonde swims halfway, gets tired, and turns back. Why? Because she's a blonde, and the joke is that blondes are stupid. Get it? You probably don't, you look as smart as a doorknob.
