Worst Jokes Ever
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"