Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
