Abe Lincoln jokes

The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

No one:

Literally no one:

Abraham Lincoln: *dies*

John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.