Abe Lincoln jokes

The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

No one:

Literally no one:

Abraham Lincoln: *dies*

John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*