Abe Lincoln jokesAdd jokeBestNewestMind1 year agoI couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!President1 year agoJFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.Bullet6 years agoThe last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.Lesbian jokesIncest jokesPriest jokesBall jokesOrphan jokesChin jokesAll categories