Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.