Yours jokes
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
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Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
If you're a girl, please comment.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."