Yours jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Your adopted.

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.