Yours jokes
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."