Yours jokes
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.