Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Orphan Teacher
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, James. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I'll break it down. The teacher says they were an orphan, then asks if anyone is missing, like it's a roll call. The students, instead of naming a classmate, point out the obvious: the teacher's parents, who are dead because they were an orphan. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit dark.