Yours jokes

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

your mom

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.