Yours jokes

your mom

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.