Yours jokes

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Wanna hear a joooooooke?

Your life.

Like this if you're an American.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"

The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.